Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
(Source: svastianstan, via a-scandal-in-asgard)