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homegirljuliechen:

"Daddy, why did you lose?" 
"I played with ‘honesty’ and ‘integrity’. For you.”

homegirljuliechen:

"Daddy, why did you lose?" 

"I played with ‘honesty’ and ‘integrity’. For you.”

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sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

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What do I think love is?

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trixalla:

2ndhalfoflife:

phillypu:

Sometimes you just have to recharge.image

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It’s not that I don’t want to be with friends and chill. I love doing that! But sometimes I just need to have some alone time too!

an Introvert Infographic

One of the best explanations, hands down.

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: I've become way too emotionally invested in a reality showmance and I'll never be okay again
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ihaveahutchersonproblem:

I have never reblogged anything faster in my life.

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opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

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How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

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unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

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vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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